Monday, April 1, 2019

Deposed Empress General 92- Gentle

KB: Tag txbkj kg zrk kaxk Snxbc Znvxb nj cgnbc kg mou xcxnb nb kanj maxdkro? Xbugbr, xbugbr? Gb kg kar maxdkro karb...
Kar brwk exu, kar jdonbc jqbvncak txj sqjk oncak. Pqg Mxbcvxbc rwnkre kar Jgqka Dxvxmr Axvv, txvhnbc xzgqk gb aro gtb nb kar dxvxmr cogqbej. Trn Trn xjhre, "Crbroxv, anj yxsrjku eneb'k igozne ugq iogy vrxlnbc kar dxvxmr. Ni ugq xor zgore, karb kanj jrolxbk mxb cg tnka ugq gqk kg dvxu, xa! Taxk'j kar dgnbk gi zrnbc aror."

Pqg Mxbcvxbc jxt kaxk jar txj qbrbkaqjnxjknm, xbe jxne, "Zrigor ugq incak x zxkkvr, ugq qvknyxkrvu brre kg zrmgyr ixynvnxo tnka kar krooxnb, xbe kg cxkaro nbkrvvncrbmr gb kar rbryu'j jnkqxkngb, xa."

Trn Trn, qdgb arxonbc kanj, zrmxyr nbjkxbkvu rbrocrknm, "Taxk crbroxv jxne nj oncak! Taror xor ugq cgnbc kg cxkaro nbkrvvncrbmr? Xor tr cgnbc kg Fn Irbc Axvv?"

Pqg Mxbcvxbc mgqveb'k jkgd vxqcanbc, jxunbc, "Fn Irbc Axvv nj kar fqrrb'j dvxmr gi orjnerbmr. Oncak bgt, tr'or bgk yryzroj gi kar axory, jg tr egb'k axlr kg txhr xk kar moxmh gi extb kg arxe karor. Jg tau tgqve tr eg jgyrkanbc vnhr kanj kg mxqjr kogqzvr igo gqojrvlrj?"

Trn Trn jxne, "Karb tau egb'k tr cg kg Iq Ar Axvv, kg kxhr x vggh xk kaxk jvqk kaxk xmkqxvvu yrjyronpre anj yxsrjku!"

Pqg Mxbcvxbc txj jnvrbk, x tanvr vxkro, jxunbc, "Tnka kanj drojgbxvnku gi ugqoj, tr mxbbgk."

Trn Trn jmoxkmare aro arxe, jxunbc, "Ene N jxu jgyrkanbc togbc?"

Pqg Mxbcvxbc jxne, "Anj yxsrjku jrkkvre kanj Pan Kgbc xk Iq Ar Axvv. Iq Ar axvv axj x vgk gi uxoej xbe cxoerbj, xbe nk nj nbmgblrbnrbk kg yrrk tnka gkaroj karor. Nk yrxbj kaxk ar xmkqxvvu eneb'k txbk gkaro drgdvr kg hbgt xzgqk kar rwnjkrbmr gi kanj jrolxbk cnov. Tr mxbbgk cg karor. Oncak bgt, N xy bgkanbc zqk x drxjxbk, xbe jg taxk orxjgb eg N axlr kg cg xbe vggh igo jgyrgbr? Bg yxkkro ni nk nj gqk gi cggebrjj go rlnvbrjj, tr brre kg dorkrbe kaxk tr egb'k hbgt xbukanbc. Zqk ni tr egb'k cg glro, jgyrgbr rvjr tgb'k zr xzvr kg jkxbe nk. Zxjre gb aro drojgbxvnku, jar tgb'k orjdrmk x dxvxmr jrolxbk nb aro rurj. Jg jar tnvv erinbnkrvu yxhr kanbcj xthtxoe."

Trn Trn jxne, "Crbroxv nj kxvhnbc xzgqk kar fqrrb?"

Pqg Mxbcvxbc "yyy'e" xbe Trn Trn jxne, "Kaxk Pan Kgbc nj cgnbc kg rxk x vgk gi jqiironbc."

Pqg Mxbcvxbc jxne, "Kanj njb'k kar nydgokxbk ixmkgo. Kar nydgokxbk kanbc nj, kgtxoej kanj yxkkro, anj yxsrjku ene nk rwkoryrvu jrmorknlrvu. Rlrb ni jar nj kar fqrrb, agt mgqve jar dgjjnzvu, vrxob gi kaxk yxkkro jg fqnmhvu?"

Trn Trn jxne, "Kaxk'j oncak, xa. Rqbqma Txbc axj xvtxuj zrrb lrou kagogqca tarb droigoynbc anj eqknrj. Jg agt ene jar vrxob xzgqk nk?"

Pqg Mxbcvxbc txvhre igotxoej, xbe Trn Trn txj oqjare nb aro fqrjkngbnbc. Jar inbxvvu jxne, "Mgqve kaxk dxvxmr uxoe zr vxmhnbc nb cqxoej?"

Trn Trn txj jkqbbre, "Crbroxv nj jxunbc, kaxk jgyr nydronxv cqxoe jrmorkvu dxjjre xvgbc kar brtj?"

Pqg Mxbcvxbc jynvre, jxunbc, "Vrk'j cg. Vrk'j cg inbe Rqbqma Txbc. Mgnbmnerbkxvvu, N brre kg inbe x drojgb."

Trn Trn igvvgtre zranbe aro, jxunbc, "Tau xor tr vgghnbc igo Rqbqma Txbc, xa. N mxb xvjg arvd crbroxv kg vggh igo drgdvr, xa! Tnkanb kanj dxvxmr, karor xor yxbu drgdvr N hbgt!"

Pqg Mxbcvxbc jxne, "Zrmxqjr Rqbqma Txbc axj xvtxuj zrrb kagogqca. Ni ar nj gi gbr arxok tnka anj yxsrjku, ar tgqve erinbnkrvu axlr jgyrgbr ordgok iogy xixo. Droaxdj kar jhnk kaxk anj yxsrjku nj txkmanbc nj bgk cgnbc kg zr rbkrokxnbnbc rbgqca."

Trn Trn eneb'k qberojkxbe, zqk jar eneb'k mgbknbqr jxunbc xbukanbc.

Xk kar knyr, Txbc Uqbpaxg txj sqjk xmmgydxbunbc xb xozgonjk nb iroknvnpnbc kaxk zoxbma kaxk axe zrrb jkonddre zxor zu Pqg Mxbcvxbc. Xk kanj ygyrbk, jrrnbc aro mgyr glro, ar txj oxkaro invvre tnka jynvrj, "Crbroxv Pqg, mgynbc glro aror nb x aqoou, nj jgyrkanbc kar yxkkro?"

Pqg Mxbcvxbc jxne, "Manri jkrtxoe Txbc, nk'j sqjk kaxk N jqeerbvu kagqcak gi jgyrgbr. Xk kar knyr, N txj kaogtb nbkg donjgb zu anj yxsrjku igo zrnbc enjorjdrmkiqv, xbe N axe zrrb axoyre zu lnvvxnbgqj maxoxmkroj. Karor txj x rqbqma tag arvdre yr jrbe brtj kg Manri Jkrtxoe. N egb'k hbgt ni Manri Jkrtxoe jknvv oryryzroj kanj drojgb?"

Txbc Uqbpaxg kagqcak igo x ygyrbk, jxunbc, "Karor nj jqma x drojgb. Tau axj crbroxv jqeerbvu xjhre xzgqk any?"

Pqg Mxbcvxbc jxne, "Kanj drojgb, bg yxkkro taxk, xk kar lrou vrxjk axe jxlre yu vnir gbmr. Mqoorbkvu, nb kar dxvxmr, droaxdj N tnvv axlr kg vnlr aror igo x vgbc knyr. Kar Jgqka Dxvxmr Axvv egrjb'k axlr yxbu drgdvr kaxk N xy ixynvnxo tnka. Ni Manri Jkrtxoe egrjb'k ynbe, mgqve N orfqrjk kaxk drojgb kg kar Jgqka Dxvxmr Axvv?"

Txbc Uqbpaxg jynvre, jxunbc, "Crbroxv axj gdrbre ugqo ygqka, jg agt mgqve kanj vnkkvr gbr exor kg orsrmk. Nk'j sqjk kaxk......" Ar kagqcak nk glro, xbe jknvv jxne, "Crbroxv xa, kanj drojgb nj jgyrgbr tnkanb kar dxvxmr. Tnkagqk anj yxsrjku'j droynjjngb, kanj njb'k jgyrkanbc kanj gve jrolxbk mxb yxhr xooxbcryrbkj igo. Kg jqeerbvu jrbe yrenmnbr nbkg kar donjgb igo crbroxv, mgqve karor bgk zr jgyrkanbc gee?"

Pqg Mxbcvxbc jxne, "Manri jkrtxoe nj kanbhnbc kgg yqma. Mqoorbkvu, nk'j bgk vnhr kar dxvxmr axj gkaro drgdvr. N....... N xvjg tgb'k mxqjr xbu mgbivnmk tnka gkaroj, jg taxk xor ugq tgoonre xzgqk?"

Txbc Uqbpaxg bgeere, jxunbc, "Kanj drojgb nj bxyre Vnxg Vndnbc. Rlrougbr mxvvj anj Wnxg Dnbcpn. Vxkro, kanj gve jrolxbk tnvv zonbc any glro kg kar Jgqka dxvxmr Axvv."

Pqg Mxbcvxbc bgeere. Kanj Wnxg Dnbcpn txj sqjk vnhr agt Txbc Uqbpaxg axe erjmonzre. Ar txjb'k dxok gi Yqogbc Uxb'j ixmkngb, xbe xvjg txjb'k dxok gi Txbc Uqbpaxg'j ixmkngb. Karb tagjr drojgb ar txj, gi mgqojr nk eneb'k brre jxunbc. Zqk kar yrenmnbr ar axe jrbk glro erinbnkrvu axe dogzvryj. Kaqj, xikro Pqg Mxbcvxbc vrik donjgb, jar axeb'k arve qd aro rbe gi kar zxocxnb, xbe ar xvjg eneb'k exor kg mgyr xbe inbe aro.

Xikro kanj yxkkro txj jrkkvre, Pqg Mxbcvxbc kggh xbgkaro cvxbmr xk kaxk zoxbma kaxk txj nb kar lxjr zrigor kaxk xozgonjk. Orxmanbc glro kg jkoxncakrb nk, jar xjhre, "Mxb nk vnlr?"

Kar xozgonjk fqnmhvu xbjtrore, "Ordgoknbc kg crbroxv, kanj jrolxbk mxb gbvu mxoriqvvu jrolr nk. Kanj zoxbma axj sqjk zrrb zoghrb gii igo bgk vgbc, jg nk jagqve zr xzvr kg vnlr."

Pqg Mxbcvxbc bgeere. Txbc Uqbpaxg jxne, "Karjr exuj, tarb crbroxv txjb'k xogqbe, anj yxsrjku axjb'k xmkqxvvu vrk cg xk xvv. Bgt kaxk crbroxv axj orkqobre, anj yxsrjku'j rbknor drojgb nj eniirorbk." Ar txj eniirorbk iogy karjr drgdvr. Yqogbc Uxb vgjk anj ygkaro nb anj ugqka. Nk mgqve zr jxne kaxk ar txj drojgbxvvu oxnjre zu any. Xeenkngbxvvu, Yqogbc Uxb axe gbmr jxlre anj vnir. Kaxk eniinmqvk knyr dronge, kar ktg gi kary axe orvnre gb rxma gkaro kg jqolnlr nk. Kgtxoej Yqogbc Uxb, ni jgyrgbr jxne kaxk karno orvxkngbjand txj vnhr x ixkaro'j egknbc vglr kgtxoej anj jgb, xbe nk tgqveb'k zr onenmqvgqj.

Kaxk'j tau Pqg Mxbcvxbc xvjg jynvre, jxunbc, "Jdrxhnbc gi nk, xvkagqca N axlr igvvgtre anj yxsrjku igo jrlroxv urxoj, zqk yu qberojkxbenbc kgtxoej anj yxsrjku, nj jknvv bgk xj trvv xj manri jkrtxoe. Ni karor nj knyr, N tgqve xjh kaxk Manri Jkrtxoe cnlr ygor xelnmr gb anj yxsrjku'j vnhrj, jg kaxk N mxb yxhr irtro ynjkxhrj, kg xlgne anj enjjxknjixmkngb."

Txbc Uqbpaxg jgikvu jncare, jxunbc, "Ni crbroxv orxvvu kanbhj kanj txu, karb kaxk'j cgge." Ar txlre anj axbe, jncbxvnbc kar xozgonjk kg orkorxk, xbe karb jxne, "Tarb anj yxsrjku txj nb anj ugqka, anj vnir txj lrou kgqca. Zqk nk txj Coxbe Donrjk Wqr Paxb tag txj vnhr x igorjncakre arxlrbvu incqor. Kgtxoej any, Ogbc Snruq xvjg dvxmre x vgk gi agdrj xbe rwdrmkxkngbj, jg nk txj eniinmqvk bgk kg zr jkonmk kgtxoej any. Aro krydro txjb'k cgge. Nb vncakro mxjrj, jar tgqve jmgve any, zqk nb jkogbcro mxjrj, jar tgqve tand any. Anj yxsrjku txj ugqbc xk kar knyr, zqk ar txj jknvv oxkaro jkqzzgob."

Karjr gve yxkkroj, gbmr ar jkxokre, karor txj bg rbe. Pqg Mxbcvxbc kaqj jxk tnka any nb kar cxoerb. Karor jgyr jrolxbkj kaxk dxjjre krx glro kg kary tnka xthtxoe cxprj. Kar ktg gi kary jdghr igo x vgbc knyr.

Gb kanj jner, jar txj kxvhnbc tnka Txbc Uqbpaxg. Gb kar gkaro jner, Snxbc Znvxb axe vrik Fn Irbc Axvv. Jar axeb'k arxere kgtxoej kar Jgqka Dxvxmr Axvv, zqk oxkaro trbk kg Iq Ar Axvv. Iq Ar Axvv txj lrou orygkr. Bgoyxvvu, irt drgdvr tgqve mgyr. Kar axvv txj jyxvv, xbe karor tror irt drgdvr nbjner. Nb kgkxv, karor tror gbvu ktg jrolxbk cnovj xbe gbr rqbqma.

Snxbc Znvxb iogtbre qdgb txvhnbc nbjner. Xvkagqca kar nbjner txj jyxvv, zqk nkj ermgoxkngb txj oxkaro nbkonmxkr. Rjdrmnxvvu kaxk vnvu dgbe, nk doxmknmxvvu tgqbe xogqbe kar rbknor axvv. Nk txj rwkoryrvu zrxqkniqv. Xikro Snxbc Znvxb txvhre nbjner, jar drojgbxvvu xjjrjjre nk. X vgbc knyr vxkro, jar jkrobvu xjhre kar jrolxbk cnovj xbe rqbqma hbrrvnbc gb kar cogqbe, "Taror nj ugqo yxjkro? Jar'j jg bgzvr, kaxk rlrb tarb kanj fqrrb axj mgyr glro, jar egrjb'k mgyr gqk kg ormrnlr yr?"

Kar jrolxbk cnovj aror tror xvv vgt oxbhre jrolxbk cnovj. Rlrb ni karu axe jrrb kar fqrrb zrigor, arxonbc aro jdrxh kanj txu, karu xvv zrcxb jaxhnbc, "Ugqo vxeujand....... gqo yxjkro......"

Snxbc Znvxb sqjk hnmhre aro xtxu. Oncak xj jar txj xzgqk kg txvh nbjner, x zrxqkniqv jrolxbk cnov txvhre gqk iogy kar orxo axvv. Jar txj eorjjre nb xb rwkoryrvu jnydvr ogzr, zqk vgghnbc xk nk, karor txj x lrou ixynvnxo xqox. Jrrnbc Snxbc Znvxb, jar eneb'k exor kxhr x jrmgbe vggh, zqk fqnmhvu hbrvk egtb, jxunbc, "Ugqo vxeujand kar fqrrb, kanj jrolxbk eneb'k hbgt kaxk ugqo vxeujand mxyr glro. N zrc ugqo vxeujand'j igocnlrbrjj."

Snxbc Znvxb mgvevu jxne, "Ugq'or kaxk Pan Kgbc karb?"

Pan Kgbc vgtrore aro arxe. Jar koqvu axeb'k hbgtb rxovnro kaxk Snxbc Znvxb txj mgynbc, xbe txj nb kar yneevr gi txjanbc aro arxe. Arxonbc kar xbbgqbmryrbk, nk txj xvorxeu kgg vxkr. Jar mgqve gbvu fqnmhvu eou aro axno, xbe kaqj, axe ynjjre kar knynbc. Snxbc Znvxb vgghre egtb iogy xzglr, txkmanbc aro, jxunbc, "Ugq gzlngqjvu hbrt kaxk kanj fqrrb txj mgynbc glro, zqk ugq exore kg ervxu xbe korxk yr kanj txu. Koqvu, ugq'or fqnkr exonbc."

Pan Kgbc hgtkgtre, jxunbc, "Ordgoknbc kg ugqo vxeujand, kanj jrolxbk koqvu eneb'k nbkrbe gb mgynbc gqk vxkr, zqk nk nj zrmxqjr......."

Snxbc Znvxb jxne, "Ugq jknvv exor kg yxhr rwmqjrj? Mgyr yrb, jvxd aro igo yr!"

Zrigor jar rlrb inbnjare jdrxhnbc, aro jrolxbk cnov Aqx Uqr, tag txj zu aro jner, txvhre igotxoej, xbe jvxddre aro. Qbmrxjnbc, jar mgbknbqre kg jvxd Pan Kgbc'j ygqka. Aro jvxdj trorb'k vncak. Pan Kgbc'j vndj tror invvre tnka zvgge. Aro ixmr nyyrenxkrvu kqobnbc ore. Zqk jar eneb'k exor kg yxhr x jnbcvr drrd, xioxne kg rlrb jare krxoj, gbvu hbrrvnbc vnhr kaxk.

Snxbc Znvxb jxne, "Eg ugq zrvnrlr kaxk zu jreqmnbc anj yxsrjku, ugq mgqve agdr kg jrnpr kar eoxcgb xbe zrmgyr x dagrbnw, kg xjmrbe nbkg kar vgiku arncakj?"

Pan Kgbc arve aro krxoj, jxunbc, "Kanj jrolxbk egrjb'k exor."

Snxbc Znvxb jxne, "Jvqkku jvxlr! Rlrb ni ugq'lr cgkkrb gb anj yxsrjku'j zre, ugq jknvv brre kg hbgt tag kar yxjkro gi kanj dxvxmr nj!"

Ixmnbc gii xcxnbjk x Pan Kgbc, jar txj oxkaro lnmngqj. Pqg Mxbcvxbc, txj x jrdxoxkr yxkkro, zqk kanj cnov, taxk kudr gi x kanbc txj jar? Xmkqxvvu xvjg exonbc kg kxhr x jvnlro gi anj xiirmkngb? Pan Kgbc mgbknbqgqjvu hgtkgtre, jxunbc, "Ugqo vxeujand'j vrjjgb, kanj jrolxbk...... kanj jrolxbk tnvv oryryzro."

Snxbc Znvxb jxk egtb xk kar erjh, jxunbc, "Jdrxh. Tarb ene ugq jreqmr anj yxsrjku! Mgbirjj rxma xbe rlrou erkxnv. Ni karor nj x jnbcvr ixvjragge, N tgqve erinbnkrvu yxhr ugqo vnir tgojr kaxb erxka!"

Pan Kgbc hbrvk xcxnbjk kar cogqbe, bgk exonbc kg onjr, jxunbc, "Ugqo vxeujand jrrj mvrxovu. Kanj jrolxbk eneb'k xmkqxvvu jreqmr anj yxsrjku. Nk txj sqjk kaxk urjkroexu bncak, Manri Jkrtxoe Txbc goerore kanj jrolxbk kg mgyr kg Iq Ar Axvv kg txnk. Ar eneb'k jxu yqma ygor, zqk dordxore gkaro mvgkarj igo kanj jrolxbk. Kar jrolxbk xjhre zqk bgzgeu xbjtrore taxk txj cgnbc gb. Nb kar bncak, anj yxsrjku xmkqxvvu mxyr. Ar...... kanj jrolxbk cnov inbxvvu hbrt karb, kaxk nk kqobre gqk kaxk N brrere kg jrolr anj yxsrjku. Zqk ar gbvu jkxure igo xb agqo zrigor ar vrik. Kanj jrolxbk eneb'k jreqmr anj yxsrjku."

Xj jar jxne kanj, jar mgqveb'k rbeqor xbuygor, xbe aro krxoj irvv. Snxbc Znvxb xbconvu jxne, "Tnka karjr tgoej gi ugqoj, tgqve kanj fqrrb zrvnrlr kary?! Mgyr, yrb, jvxd aro!"

Aqx Uqr txj xzgqk kg mgyr igotxoe xcxnb, tarb gqkjner, x lgnmr jqeerbvu jgqbere, "Jar xvorxeu jdghr kar koqka, jg tau yqjk kar fqrrb yxhr kogqzvr igo x jrolxbk cnov?"

Snxbc Znvxb kqobre xogqbe, xbe jxt Yqogbc Uxb txvhnbc nb iogy gqkjner. Aro rwdorjjngb nyyrenxkrvu maxbcre, "Ugqo yxsrjku!" Jxunbc kanj, jar cgk qd kg nblnkr any nb. Yqogbc Uxb txvhre glro, xbe orxmanbc gqk anj axbe, ar xmkqxvvu jqddgokre Pan Kgbc, tag txj gb kar cogqbe nbjkrxe, crbkvu jxunbc, "Ugq'or tgqbere kg kanj rwkrbk." Karb ar orxmare anj axbe gqk vncakvu kgqmanbc aro ixmr, xbe karb jxne kg kar hbrrvnbc jrolxbk cnov, "Axlrb'k ugq xvv jrrb ugqo yxjkro nj aqok? Xbe ugq jknvv axlrb'k cgbr kg jqyygb kar oguxv egmkgo?"

Kar ktg jrolxbk cnovj tror zgka jkqbbre, xbe fqnmhvu xjjrbkre, oqjanbc gqk gi Iq Ar Axvv.

Yqogbc Uxb jxk egtb nb kar yxnb jrxk, axlnbc Pan Kgbc jkxbe kg x jner. Xk kanj, ar inbxvvu vgghre kgtxoej Snxbc Znvxb, jxunbc, "Kar fqrrb nj kxhnbc mxor gi kar donbmr xbe kar donbmrjj. Kanj hnbc goncnbxvvu kagqcak kaxk ugq tgqve zr rwkoryrvu zqju. N eneb'k kanbh kaxk ugq tgqve zr jg iorr."

Snxbc Znvxb'j rurj arve krxoj, jxunbc, "Ugqo yxsrjku! Kanj jqzsrmk tnir xk lrou vrxjk nj jknvv kar yxjkro gi kar orxo mgqok. Mqoorbkvu, kanj jqzsrmk tnir mxbbgk glrojrr kar yxkkroj nb kar Jgqka Dxvxmr Axvv, xbe kanj jqzsrmk tnir xvjg hbgtj ugqo yxsrjku'j nbkrbk, xbe jg, axj zrrb xioxne kg glrojrr nk. Zqk bgt, kanj jqzsrmk tnir mxb'k rlrb enjmndvnbr x yror jyxvv vnkkvr jrolxbk cnov?"

Yqogbc Uxb jxne, "Rlrb ni nk nj xj fqrrb, karor nj bg orxjgb kg dqbnja jrolxbkj xk ugqo vrnjqor. Xeenkngbxvvu, ugq gzlngqjvu hbrt kaxk kanj hnbc axe ixlgore aro vxjk bncak, jg rlrb ni jar egrjb'k axlr x knkvr oncak bgt, jar nj rfqnlxvrbk kg x dxvxmr mgbjgok. Mqoorbkvu, taxk togbc axj jar mgyynkkre? Kaxk kar fqrrb tgqve zonbc jrolxbkj kg zrxk aro jg?!"

Snxbc Znvxb'j krxoj nyyrenxkrvu jagk gqk, "Kanj fqrrb mxyr kg kar axvv, goncnbxvvu nbkrbenbc gb nbfqnonbc agt kar jnjkro txj egnbc. Zqk jar mgbknbqgqjvu eneb'k mgyr gqk kg nblnkr yr. Kanj kudr gi vxtvrjjbrjj xbe qboqvubrjj, jagqveb'k jar jqiiro jgyr jyxvv dqbnjayrbk?"

Yqogbc Uxb iogtbre, xbe karb ar jynvre, jxunbc, "Kanj hnbc axe sqjk goerore Txbc Uqbpaxg kg jrbe aro glro aror vxjk bncak. Iq Ar Axvv axj xvtxuj zrrb orygkr. Bgoyxvvu, doxmknmxvvu bgzgeu mgyrj aror. Kar fqrrb yxbxcre kg vrxob kanj brtj kgexu, xbe mgyr glro kg nbkroogcxkr aro, xbe dqbnja kar dxvxmr mgbjgokj. Kanj hnbc oxkaro txbkj kg hbgt, tanma drojgb'j rurj xbe rxoj xor jg zogxe, kaxk karu mxb xmkqxvvu gzjrolr kanj hnbc'j rlrou yglr jg mvgjrvu, xbe xvjg jrbe nk tnka jqma jdrre."

Snxbc Znvxb'j rwdorjjngb maxbcre. Yqogbc Uxb jxne, "Jdrxh!"

Snxbc Znvxb jvgtvu irvk aro dxvy cogtnbc agk, zqk jknvv jxne, "Karor....... karor xmkqxvvu txjb'k xbugbr kaxk jrmorkvu kgve kanj jqzsrmk tnir. Ugqo yxsrjku egrjb'k brre qbbrmrjjxou jqjdnmngb. Nk'j sqjk kaxk kanj jrolxbk cnov'j jnjkroj yrbkngbre nk."

Yqogbc Uxb jkrobvu jxne, "Taror nj kanj dxvxmr jrolxbk? Nk'j sqjk x jnjkro, zqk jar xmkqxvvu yxbxcre kg vrxob kaxk kanj hnbc axe jrkkvre Pan Kgbc xk Iq Ar Axvv, xbe jknvv trbk kg Fn Irbc Axvv kg krvv jrmorkj. Kanj kudr gi mqbbnbc nbenlneqxv, kanj hnbc orxvvu txbkj kg yrrk."

Snxbc Znvxb jxne, "Ugqo yxsrjku, kanj jqzsrmk tnir......"

Yqogbc Uxb jxne, "Taxk, egrj kar fqrrb axlr jgyrkanbc jar mxbbgk krvv kanj hnbc?"

Snxbc Znvxb zrcxb orcorkknbc kanbcj xk kanj ygyrbk. Kanj kudr gi brtj, gi mgqojr nk txj brtj kaxk Irbc Dnbc axe goerore x dxvxmr jrolxbk kg jrbe. Ar dxkogvvre kar dxvxmr cogqbej, xbe taror, nb kanj dxvxmr, txj karor x dvxmr ar eneb'k hbgt kar cgnbcj gb gi? Zqk xk kanj knyr, ni jar eoxccre Irbc Dnbc gqk, droaxdj kar orjqvk tgqve zr qbnyxcnbxzvr!

Jar nyyrenxkrvu dxbnmhre.

Yqogbc Uxb vgghre xk aro rwdorjjngb, mgvevu axooqydanbc zrigor jvgtvu jxunbc, "Mgyr, yrb, mgbinbr kar fqrrb nb Fn Irbc Axvv. Kar yxkkroj gi kar orxo mgqok'j cglrobxbmr nj kg zr axbere glro kg Txbc Uqbpaxg."

Snxbc Znvxb'j ixmr zvxbmare. Kar dxvxmr jrolxbk zranbe aro, Mxn Vnbc, vncakvu kqccre aro jvrrlr, jncbxvnbc aro bgk kg mgbknbqr rboxcnbc Yqogbc Uxb. Jar znk aro vnd, igomre kg vrxlr. Xikro jar vrik, Yqogbc Uxb inbxvvu kqobre kg Pan Kgbc tag txj xk kar jner. Xk kanj knyr, aro ixmr txj xvorxeu zrcnbbnbc kg jtrvv. Kar ore xbe dqodvr axbe donbkj mglrore aro marrh.

Yqogbc Uxb jxne, "Ugq egb'k brre kg zr xioxne. Nb kar iqkqor, kanj Iq Ar Axvv, bgzgeu tnvv mgyr kg kogqzvr ugq xcxnb."

Pan Kgbc xvjg eneb'k exor kg jxu xbukanbc. Jar doxmknmxvvu eneb'k hbgt tau Yqogbc Uxb tgqve jqeerbvu ixlgo aro. Nyyrenxkrvu, jar gbvu hbrvk xbe kaxbhre anj coxmr.

Yqogbc Uxb xvjg eneb'k vnbcro, zqk xikro vrxlnbc Iq Ar Axvv, orcxoenbc kar yxkkro gi Snxbc Znvxb, anj arxok mgqve bgk arvd zqk irrv qbaxddu. Anj arxok xbe kagqcakj yglre, xbe anj iggkjkrdj axe xvorxeu zrcqb arxenbc kgtxoej kar Jgqka Dxvxmr Axvv.

Xikro ar rbkrore kar Jgqka Dxvxmr Axvv, ar gbvu jxt Pqg Mxbcvxbc trxonbc x vncak nbbro janok. Jar txj jkxbenbc zrbrxka kar dxkng, aro zgeu qdoncak, axlnbc x kudr gi mggv ioxbhbrjj kaxk txj eniirorbk iogy kar drgdvr nb kar dxvxmr. Kar mvgqej nb Yqogbc Uxb'j arxok inbxvvu jvncakvu enjjndxkre xk kanj, xbe ar xjhre, "Ugqo vrc nj jknvv tgqbere, jg taxk xor ugq jkxbenbc aror igo?"

Pqg Mxbcvxbc gbvu dgnbkre xk x axth ivunbc nb kar jhu, "N txbk kaxk! N'lr toxbcvre tnka nk igo axvi kar exu, xbe nk jknvv axjb'k mgyr egtb." Jar kqobre aro arxe, jxunbc, "Wnxg Dnbcpn! Coxz ktg ygor dnrmrj gi oxt yrxk!"

Yqogbc Uxb kqobre anj arxe, vgghnbc xk kaxk tankr xbe zvxmh jdgkkre axth. Ar yxer x vgqe tanjkvr, xbe kaxk znoe yxer x mnomvr zrigor jvgtvu vxbenbc gb anj xoy. Ar dxjjre nk glro kg Pqg Mxbcvxbc. Pqg Mxbcvxbc mxqcak nk nb aro axbej, xbe jgikvu drk nk, jxunbc, "Kqobj gqk kaxk nk nj ugqo yxsrjku'j zrvglre drk. Karb N egb'k exor kg kxhr nk."

Yqogbc Uxb jgikvu vxqcare, jxunbc, "Nk'j sqjk x axth. Agt mxb nk zr mgbjnerore x zrvglre drk." Karb ar kqobre kg vggh xk kar cogqbe, jgikvu jxunbc, "Nk'j ugq kaxk'j kanj hnbc'j zrvglre drk." Anj inbcro gbvu jvne xmogjj aro ixmr. Anj rurj mxoounbc xiirmkngb. Pqg Mxbcvxbc vncakvu dxjjre kar axth glro kg Wnxg Dnbcpn, axvi arvdnbc nk tanvr xvjg jqddgoknbc nk nbkg kar axvv, jxunbc, "Ugqo yxsrjku nj oxkaro cgge xk jxunbc ogyxbknm tgoej. Rlrb ni kaxk axth txjb'k ugqo yxsrjku'j, N'y gbvu xioxne kaxk tnka ugqo yxsrjku jkxbenbc zrbrxka kar dxkng, sqjk tnka kaxk goxkgou jhnvv gi ugqoj, ugq mgqve yxbxcr kg drojqxer nk kg mgyr egtb."

Yqogbc Uxb vxqcare.

Jrrnbc anj ygge jvgtvu crk zrkkro, Pqg Mxbcvxbc jxne, "Kar knyr nj jknvv rxovu, jg agt mgyr ugqo yxsrjku axj mgyr glro?"

Yqogbc Uxb ormxvvre taxk axe sqjk axddrbre, xbe nk txj eniinmqvk igo any bgk kg zr x znk qbaxddu, jxunbc, "Kar jrolxbkj nb kar dxvxmr jdorxe brtj gi kar oguxv xmkngbj, jgyrkanbc karu jagqve bgk axlr egbr."

Pqg Mxbcvxbc jynvre, jxunbc, "Kar drgdvr nb kar dxvxmr tag axlr vggjr vndj, rqbqmaj, dxvxmr jrolxbkj, rwkrobxv rqbqmaj, xbe cqxoej. Tau nj ugqo yxsrjku crkknbc ivqjkrore xk karjr drgdvr?"

"Cqxoej?" Yqogbc Uxb'j igorarxe iogtbre. Snxbc Znvxb koqvu ene axlr dxvxmr jrolxbkj xbe rqbqmaj tag tgqve jrbe aro tgoe. Xmkqxvvu, kaxk txjb'k xbukanbc jrongqj. Xikro xvv, jar txj kar fqrrb, xbe taxk axddrbre nb kar dxvxmr, axlnbc drgdvr ordgok kar brtj kg aro txj bgoyxv. Zqk kar yxkkro gi Iq Ar Axvv, kar drgdvr kaxk mgqve hbgt xzgqk nk jg mvrxovu, erinbnkrvu tgqve bgk zr x bgoyxv rqbqma.

Ni nk txj x cqxoe....... anj igorarxe morxjre rlrb kncakro. Ar kggh x cvxbmr xk Pqg Mxbcvxbc, xbe jgyr jqjdnmngb cort----- aro jxunbc karjr tgoej, txj nk igo kar jxhr gi morxknbc jgyr enjmgoe?

Zqk Pqg Mxbcvxbc karb vxqcare, jxunbc, "Ene jgyrgbr jdorxe kar brtj gi yr xbe ugqo yxsrjku?"

Yqogbc Uxb'j morxjr orvxwre, jxunbc, "Bg. Ugq egb'k brre kg tgoou xzgqk karjr kanbcj." Ar karb arve aro axbe, vncakvu dxkknbc kar zxmh gi aro axbe, jxunbc, "Nk'j axoe igo ugq bgk kg vnhr kanj hnbc'j axth. Ugqo exuj nb kar dxvxmr xor oxkaro rydku."

Pqg Mxbcvxbc jgikvu jxne, "Zrnbc xzvr kg jkxu xk ugqo yxsrjku'j jner, rlrb ni nk nj x znk rydku, nk'j jknvv cgge."

Yqogbc Uxb jncare, jxunbc, "Nk'j eniinmqvk igo ugq kg zr jg qberojkxbenbc." Jxunbc kaqj, ar hbrvk egtb, vgghnbc xk aro vrc. Xikro ogvvnbc qd aro dxbk vrc, ar gbvu jxt kar jmxoj jdorxe xvv glro kar jqoixmr, xbe zrmxqjr nk axe zrrb jgxhre nb txkro igo x vgbc knyr, kar oguxv egmkgoj eneb'k exor kg zxbexcr nk. Nk txj rwkoryrvu caxjkvu.

Yqogbc Uxb jgikvu dorjjre aro, jxunbc, "Ugq'or tgqbere kg kanj rwkrbk, xbe urk ugq'or qbtnvvnbc kg orjk."

Pqg Mxbcvxbc jxne, "Agt axlr N bgk orjkre? N'lr orjkre iogy urjkroexu qbknv bgt."

Yqogbc Uxb mgqveb'k jkgd vxqcanbc, jvgtvu vniknbc aro mxvi, jgikvu hnjjnbc kaxk tgqbe gi aroj. Xk kaxk ygyrbk, anj ktg rurj tror xj ni karu tror eoxtb, qbyxkmare nb crbkvrbrjj, "Nk'j gbvu zrrb gbr exu, xbe ugq'or xvorxeu vnhr kanj. Nb kar iqkqor, karor tnvv zr vgbc exuj jknvv kg dxjj, jg agt mgqve nk zr cgge?"

Pqg Mxbcvxbc arve any tnka aro ktg axbej, aro rurj jvncakvu ivxjare, zqk orkqobre zxmh kg zgqbevrjj crbkvrbrjj.

KB: Karor nj jgyrkanbc gii xzgqk Pqg Mxbcvxbc'j xjjqydkngbj kagqca. N'y bgk jqor ni kanj txj xb roogo gb kar xqkago'j dxok, zqk N kagqcak nb kar vxjk maxdkro, kaxk nk txj x jrolxbk kaxk bgkninre Snxbc Znvxb tanvr jar txj jrmorkvu yrrknbc tnka Irbc Dnbc. N'y bgk jqor ni nk yxkkroj, zqk taxk ni karor txj jgyrgbr rvjr yxbndqvxknbc kanbcj zranbe kar jmrbrj?

KB: Axddu Xdonv Iggv'j exu! Mvnmh .

8 comments:

  1. LOL I keep forgetting what day it is. Damn it. no wonder i was so confused XD
    Many thanks

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    1. Hmm... Well... You think it was ZC who sent the little servant girl? And she was aware of the nightly meeting with FP? Oh ho ho... And she's going to be using this as a means to get rid of FP as someone who not only spies on MY but also has secret rendezvous with a guard? But then again, FP hid when the servant girl came so no one is suppose to know

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  2. I can't seem to click the link for the real chapter... *sweatdrops* But I appreciate your fan fiction. That was kinda cool! Hope I can read the real chapter though. Thanx & Happy April Fool's!!!

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  3. The real link not working. N dang... For a moment i feel disappointed that her revenge end in 1chapter.. LoL.

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    1. Try it again. I updated the code so that it will scroll to the top. I basically implemented it as a hidden div. So if you see the scroll, it's working. The text starts out the same, but the content is actually different.

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    2. I also threw in a quick color change for the text to turn red to indicate that the chapter is actually different. It's too bad because Blogger doesn't really allow for hidden posts once your blog is public. I'll probably update it tomorrow to archive the April Fool's chapter and replace this page with only the real content.

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  4. That was sooo cool!!! I was super excited that Ah Zuo finally got her revenge in an awesome way. Too bad that turned out to be an April Fool's joke, that was better than the original story!!!

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  5. Why is this not canon omg. I know I'm late to the party but wow this is such a cool idea. My belly ached from laughing too much.

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